Xmas and New Year!

XMAS
Graphic! Because graphics are fun.

(My main presents, click to zoom in)

NEW YEAR
I was wondering about New Years Resolutions and I'm pretty sure I don't have one. I mean, I could say like my new years resolution is to read Chinese (see graphic) but if I am going to do that anyway, so isn't that a cop out? Shouldn't it be something that's really hard for you to do? And If I'm going to do it anyway, I don't think it counts! It doesn't count if you say "I am going to eat every day for my resolution" because you're going to do that anyway! So I figure I'd rather have no resolution than a cop out resolution.

Thank you for your attention.

I Let Paul Go Nuts On Photoshop

Wow. This is amazing! I love being Willy Wonka!

Leonnie in the foreground as an Oompa Loompa, me back there as Willy Wonka and Leonnie is also in the tube.

Let me just draw your attention to a few things in this photo. Notice the golden eggs in the bottom right hand corner, also the lickable wallpaper in the back! Wow, just wow.

Note to Leonnie: We need to dress up like this, it doesn't even have to be Halloween. Paul can be Slugworth!

Indeed

Hey all!

Just sitting here thought I'd drop you all a line.....infact scratch that, it doesn't make sense - I've been reading a lot of Dashiell Hammett. Anyhow, sitting here with a can of coke and a Wonka Bar.

Leonnie came over today, we played Cluedo - Leonnie won! Good chips today also. Will post pictures and what not tomorrow.

Hold on going to open my Wonka Bar..........................hey! What the.............hold on there's something in my Wonka Bar.......................*GASP!!!!!!* AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! It's a golden ticket!!!!!!! Wow, I never thought my life would be anything but catastrophe but suddenly something something something cos I've got a golden ticket! It's ours Charlie! I've got a.........WAIT!!! NO!!! It's not ours Charlie! It's MINE! I'VE got a golden ticket, not YOU! Yay! I get to go to my own factory!

Got to go now people the factory awaits. Here's the proof

Willy Wonka!

Leonnie on the left, Me on the right