A Few of my Xmas Presents

...in the snow. Because, well, it snowed. I don't need another reason.

 

Lady and the Tramp! Tramp is a lot bigger than he seems in this picture.

 A beautiful Bill Skarsgård desk calendar!
(And Cali...but don't count her, she isn't a present)

 A captain's hat. Yep. A captain's hat. Avast ye!!

Or wait, maybe that's pirates.

 

Fitzcarraldo on dvd!

 And at long last, I finally get a Dallas mask. Now I can go rob banks and fix drills whenever I damned well please!

RIP Minnie

Minnie the Kitten

My little princess fought hard.

She spent her last moments in my arms, lifting her tiny shaking head and letting out some final, quiet, croaking meows before lowering her head and taking one more breath. ...a few heartbeats later and she was gone.

I cut up one of my cardigans to create a soft pillow for her to lie on. Covered it in a red satin sheet. And placed it (and her) in a metal box.

The box reads,

"All dressed up for dreaming"

A rose upon her grave.

As we buried her I played this exact version of Everybody Wants To Be A Cat on my phone...

Cali then visited her girl...

The Whole Kitten Caboodle

So we had a little event in the early hours of Monday morning. 1.30am to be specific!

I was awakened by a punch in the eye from Cali the cat. "Ouch! Get off, you." This was followed by the "lion killing an antelope" move, teeth straight into my throat! I suddenly realize what's happening, it's time for that now basketball sized belly to pop. So I Michael Jordan it the hell out of bed (I don't know enough about basketball to make a proper analogy so just accept that sentence).

We sit for about 20 minutes together at the top of the stairs, ever wondered what a cat having contractions looks like? Well here you go...

Much what I imagine a human having contractions looks like, with less susceptability for meme-ing.

We eventually head downstairs and (I'll spare you all the gory details and pics) yada, yada, yada, 5 kittens!!

Okay, one gory(ish) pic...

Slimey kittens!

It took 4 hours in total then all 7 of us collapsed. Til the mewwwwing awoke us.

Now enjoy some adorable kitten pics!

Individual posts about each kitten coming to a blog near you!

Well it's coming to my blog.

At some point. 

Stop hassling me!

Cali The Kitten

"There once was a cat named Cali

Who wanted me to be her pally

Our love was big as the seas

Then turned out she had fleas

And now she sleeps outside"

by Laura D